A word or two I'll sing to you
On why I'm here alone
I came to play for you today
My band are safe at home
A solo thing I've come to sing
It may have been unwise
'Cause I'm a heavy metal bigoted rock and roller in disguise

I hate traditional harmonies
And men with beards and pipes
I hate the feel of an eightsome reel
And smoky cellars at night
[?] I cannot stand
'Cause he's a heavy metal bigoted rock and roller in disguise