A bunch of the guys were beating their gums
At the corner bar one day
The jokes were getting rougher
And the targets all were gay
One of the fellas had a bracelet
That read WWJD
And I wondered what would Jesus do
So, I thought I'd go and see

I reckoned it was liable
To be there in the Bible
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
This is what I came upon

Here's a little song with everything
Jesus ever said about homosexuality
Here's a little song with everything
Jesus ever said about being gay

He said
Then he said
And don't forget
And, of course, he said

Oh he said
Then he said
Don't forget
And he said