What you see is not a problem, baby Because visibly I'm a hot 10 We could be friends, but I would be the hot one Making you the ugly by comparison one And it would be a shame to have to explain To everybody on the street that we meet That I'm not walking my dog, I did not lose a bet I'm just eating lunch with my relatively ugly friend You aren't that grotesque, really If you existed in a vacuum But it's hard to appear like anything but shit When I look like me and you look like you What you see is not a problem, baby Because visibly I'm a hot 12 And if I went to hell it would feel chilly Compared to the heat drippin offa me You're a 7 on a good day I'm a .53 away from infinity "comparatively" What you see is not a problem, absolutely You're fugly relatively