Band shirt, not one you've heard before I'm alternative to my core Emotional around the girls They'd like to do sex with me Hey girl, wrote you some poetry I'm different to society I'm woke, politically correct My Instagram bio says feminist So you're a smart girl Had a broken heart girl Supports creative arts girl Do you read Descartes girl? I'm a good boy So misunderstood boy A tiny bit unwashed boy Sleeps up in a loft boy I'm a soft boy Ciggies and Donnie Darko I've seen all of Tarantino You could watch me sniff some coke Or give myself a stick and poke I'm so fucking depressed Yet somehow I'm still the best I don't like chicks that are clingy Please don't touch my beanie You send some real weird messages Screenshot your texts to all my friends We laugh, when you say Kevin Parker Should have been your father Of course you have your own podcast Not that I think I ever asked Romantics are not constantly stoned And hit on all the women I know I'm a nice girl Had some good advice girl Wants to cut the ties girl Think I'd rather die girl You're a fuckboy Just a massive cuck boy Almost unemployed boy Type that I avoid boy You're a soft boy Ugh, stop texting me Of course, I understand you Now can I touch your left boob? You've taken it too far now Don't make fun of Tame Impala If you refuse my date I'll try it on your housemate I'm the human version of soy I'm a soft boy