If you love a woman one time They don't call you a lover And if you steal one heart People don't call you a thief Oh, no-no Oh, no-no Oh, no But if just one time You get too drunk and shit In your best friends bathtub Everybody calls you tub-shitter (Tub-shitter) No matter it was once Now you're tub-shitter (Tub-shitter) You're gonna be known as tub-shitter Forevermore