When your city's in trouble And you're under attack You need a new superhero With the power of a hat, it's Hat man Hat man Hat man He can do whatever a guy wearing a hat can He cannot run very fast And he's not super strong But his forehead is protected From the sun He is the master of disguise Can make himself look like a fool But by reversing his brim He can look super cool He's fuckin' Hat man Hat man Hat man He's a fully grown man Who wears a hat all the time Because he's balding Balding Balding He thinks that he flies under the radar But the hat actually draws more attention to his hairline Hat man Hat man