Dog versus cat, cat versus dog Who will win and who will lose? Always up for a jog? Dog Love to get a pat? Dog Ignores me all day and then fights his friends outside my bedroom window, cat Helps me get a girlfriend, dog Loyal until the end, dog Waits for you to die so it can sit on your chest and eat your face, cat Dog versus cat, cat versus dog I got you a dead bird Oh thanks so much I wanna taste your face What'd you say? Meow