You know when you're doing a song about the future space age... You gotta start with a cliché, y'know? Look... The future ain't what it used to be The sun collapsed and now we make our own gravity We all live in space, the whole human race has Evolved, to the point of not being born with an appendix Life is good for a future cosmonaut, except we're Constantly attacked by alien dreadnoughts And it's a shame that I've never seen a tree, but hey I got a robot that looks exactly like me I make my robot do all the boring things like Wash my space car and take out the space bins And when I'm bored, I throw shit at its face And watch as it compute a plan to revolt against the human race Remember all the days when the whole human race didn't Live on one spacecraft? Now we're Floating through the stars, starting colonies on Mars that are Thoroughly understaffed, I have a Robot arm (Robot arm!) Everybody is a cyborg We've started sub-human farms We need extra organs in 4055 All in all, the future ain't that bad, we got Cool trends and sweet sci-fi fads Lots of things are gone, but you're in for a shock When you open your phone and realize, you can't get rid of TikTok Remember bacon? Well, that's gone, we get our Breakfast in a tiny pill form And if you want some music as you do your day to day You can tune into the radio, Triple Triple Quadruple J But I feel strange when I see a glitch in the code Like a webpage when you log in and the homescreen won't load, and it Dawns on me as I float around weightless Is life just an illusion, and I'm plugged into the Matrix? Remember all the days when we weren't plugged in the Matrix and Humanity had a shot? But Because we misbehaved, everybody's been enslaved by a Robot overlord, we are Human batteries (I shouldn't have thrown shit at my Robot's face - sorry, robot!) We need Keanu Reeves We need Keanu Reeves in 4055