Bonzai! Excelsior! Geronimo! Biggest show on the earth yo A miracle at birth yo No you wouldn't wanna miss this Here my ass, you can kiss this You can't handle my braggin' I'm a fire breathin' dragon You don't need to believe me All you gotta do is see me I pick a fight for no reason But you know I'm just teasin' I do something you hate yo Then you tell your friends I'm great yo I make a spectacle of myself I'm electrical as all hell I could make utter shit sell While I stand on my head as well I got a technicolor ego And it goes wherever we go I set my hair on fire yo Anything you may desire yo Drop my pants to my knees yeah If you think that'll please ya You tell everyone that sees ya That you needed anesthesia Biggest show on the earth yo A miracle at birth yo Yea you wouldn't wanna miss this Here my ass, you can kiss this You can't handle my braggin' I'm a fire breathin' dragon You don't need to believe me All you gotta do is see me