I saw her turn her head 
In a drop-dead gaze
She was peekin' out over the top
Of those wire-rim shades
Now it wasn't my charm 
And it wasn't my grin
That had that little secretary 
Dialed right in
She wasn't lookin' at me, man
she was lookin' at my feet

It's these twenty-two hundred 
And twenty-five dollar 
Pair o' handmade genuine fine
Horned-back kicks
With a seven-row stitch
And a three dollar sidewalk shine
Yeah they're made to fit
and they're hard to find
Make a pretty woman look down each time

I got the baddest boots on the boulevard
Yeah the baddest boots on the boulevard

They were made by a little man
Down in El Paso
I was passin' though town
Singin' at the rodeo

He said 'they cost a little more
But for what it's worth
There ain't another pair like 'em
on god's green earth'
Then I handed him my money
And he sized me up

It's these twenty-two hundred 
And twenty-five dollar 
Pair o' handmade genuine fine
Horned-back kicks
With a seven-row stitch
And a three dollar sidewalk shine
Yeah they're made to fit
and they're hard to find
Make a pretty woman look down each time

I got the baddest boots on the boulevard
Yeah, the Baddest boots on the boulevard
When I pull 'em on I start singin' a song
Make me want to tuck my britches leg's inside 'em
Lets take a stroll

It's these twenty-two hundred 
And twenty-five dollar 
Pair o' handmade genuine fine
Horned-back kicks
With a seven-row stitch
And a three dollar sidewalk shine
Yeah they're made to fit
and they're hard to find
Make a pretty woman look down each time

They're the baddest boots on the boulevard

Look here girl
Yeah, they're bad alright