I'm not as think as you drunk I am This might be my fourth drink in my hand But if you wanna dance baby I'm your man I'm not as think as you drunk I am Girl why you looking at me all funny And where the hell are my keys and all my money It ain't my fault the floor keeps movin' I'm fine, I know what I'm doin' Don't you worry baby I'm not as think as you drunk I am This might be my fifth drink in my hand But if you wanna dance baby I'm your man I'm not as think as you drunk I am Why are you laughing when I'm swayin' I just love what the band is playin' So how 'bout two more shots of Southern Yeah if you don't order us up another You know I will baby Cause I'm not as think as you drunk I am This might be my sixth drink in my hand But if you wanna dance baby I'm your man I'm not as think as you drunk I am I'm not as think as you drunk I am This might be my seventh drink in my hand No I'm not as think as you drunk I am This might be my eighth drink in my hand But if you wanna dance baby I'm your man I'm not as think as you drunk I am No I'm not as think as you drunk I am