I'm not as think as you drunk I am
This might be my fourth drink in my hand
But if you wanna dance baby I'm your man
I'm not as think as you drunk I am

Girl why you looking at me all funny
And where the hell are my keys and all my money
It ain't my fault the floor keeps movin'
I'm fine, I know what I'm doin'
Don't you worry baby

I'm not as think as you drunk I am
This might be my fifth drink in my hand
But if you wanna dance baby I'm your man
I'm not as think as you drunk I am

Why are you laughing when I'm swayin'
I just love what the band is playin'
So how 'bout two more shots of Southern
Yeah if you don't order us up another
You know I will baby

Cause I'm not as think as you drunk I am
This might be my sixth drink in my hand
But if you wanna dance baby I'm your man
I'm not as think as you drunk I am

I'm not as think as you drunk I am
This might be my seventh drink in my hand
No I'm not as think as you drunk I am
This might be my eighth drink in my hand
But if you wanna dance baby I'm your man
I'm not as think as you drunk I am

No I'm not as think as you drunk I am