Came here tonight for some Jack on ice
And to work on my neon tan
Yeah, the girls are always pretty and the sign outside said
Y'all have one hell of a cover band
No they weren't lying, you guys are going places
Me, I'm gonna sit right here
So crank it to ten when the drummer counts in
I got the next round of beers

But don't make it a love song
Don't make it a woman done me wrong song
Just wanna drink this drink and I don't wanna think
'Bout her tail lights fadin' away
So turn up them good-time guitars
And I'll keep filling that tip jar
Play anything you want
But don't make it a love song

How 'bout an outlaw four on the floor
Do you know any old Hank Junior
Something that all my rowdy friends in here tonight
Could sing right back to ya

Whatever you do, don't make it a love song
Don't make it a woman done me wrong song
Just wanna drink this drink and I don't wanna think
'Bout her tail lights fadin' away
So turn up them good-time guitars
And I'll keep filling that tip jar
Play anything you want
But don't make it a love song

Play us some Waylon, a little Van Halen
Your guitar man could do it I bet
Some of us came here to make a few memories
But I came here to forget

So don't make it a love song
Don't make it a woman done me wrong song

Don't make it a love song
Don't make it a woman done me wrong song
Just wanna drink this drink and I don't wanna think
'Bout her tail lights fadin' away
So turn up them good-time guitars
And I'll keep filling that tip jar
Play anything you want
Said play anything you want
But don't make it a love song

Don't make it a love song
Whatever you do, don't make it a love song
Don't do it, man