Frank: A weakling, weighing ninety-eight pounds Will get sand in his face When kicked, to the ground, And soon in the gym, with a determined chin, The sweat from his pores, as he works for his cause.. Will make him glisten and gleam. And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, He'll be pink, and quite clean He'll be a strong man. Oh honey... All: But the wrong man. Frank: He'll eat nutritious high protein, And swallow raw eggs... Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs. Such an effort if he only, knew of my plan. In just seven days... I can make you a man. He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups Do the smearch, clean and jerk. He thinks dynamic tension, must be hard work. Such strenuous living, I just don't understand, When in just seven days, ...oh baby, ...I can make you a man..