It's hard to stay informed these days with news so intense We're bombarded with grim black currant events I should drop this whole serious song pretense 'Cause this song is not about all that We made a partnership with Crofter's! We heard a roar across the border that we think came from their bear We believe it meant to extend us an offer... [Roman:] ...for which I plan to make a jam that's just as tasty as theirs! Dreams come true, that's news to me. How wild... ...Blueberry Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine? Even I... I don't have the vocabulary To describe what I'm feeling inside But for me it's very unordinary The first time you bought a jar, I remember the day In a local health foods grocery I felt like Lara Croft or Nathan Drake Discovering a treasure once unknown to me But the greatest thing is yet to be revealed! Guys, I cannot believe this is real... My own jam?! I am going to flip my lid Dreams come true, that's news to me. How wild... blueberry [Roman:] I'm fraught with jelly-sy. I can't believe you're telling me [Logan:] Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine? [Roman:] That he's the favored side! [Both:] Even I... [Logan:] I don't have the vocabulary to describe what I'm... [Roman:] I don't have the vigor to bear the loss of pride that I'm... [Both:] ...feeling inside. But for me it's very unordinary. [Thomas:] But, Roman, do you like it? Like it? Like it!? This is Crofter's! [Thomas & Logan:] This is Crofter's! [Roman:] We're talking Crofters! [Thomas:] Sweet, sweet Crofter's! I mean this jelly might as well be gold! It's all that I opt for! 'Cause Crofter's is the only jelly I put in my belly [Thomas:] Only jelly in my belly Only jelly in my belly Only jelly in my belly [All:] The only jelly I'll put in my belly!