Just woke up, told a man on the internet to kill himself again
He gave a hundred dollars to a homeless man
I'm going to war
Yeah, I'm going to war
Someone's got a different opinion
I bet they're a fucking piece of shit
I'm gonna call his job and make sure they quit
It's part of his lore
Yeah I'm going to war
Yet, I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero, baby
Yet, I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero lately
Someone posted their wedding photos I hope they're divorced in 2 weeks
I'm gonna find their spouse and make sure they cheat
It's the way that it goes
I'll make sure everyone knows
I've got my soldiers ready to fight the moment I make my post
Doesn't matter what I say I'll still be loved the most
For going to war
Oh what's the truth anymore
But, I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero, baby
But, I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero lately
Doesn't phase me if I'm crazy
Just as long as people always praise me
Oh, I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero, baby
I'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side
One of the good guys, and then I'll switch sides
I'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side
One of the good guys, and then I'll switch sides
I'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side (I'm a hero I'm a hero baby)
One of the good guys, and then I'll switch sides (Ooooh)
I'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side (Hero baby)
One of the good guys, and then I'll switch sides (I'm a hero and I fucking hate me)
I'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side (I hate I hate I hate me)
One of the good guys, and then I'll switch sides (I hate I hate I hate me)
I'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side (Ooooh)
One of the good guys, and then I'll switch sides (I'm such a hero and I fucking hate me)
I'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side (I'm such a hero and I hate me)
One of the good guys, and then I'll switch sides (such a hero, such a hero and I, and I, and I)
I'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side (and I fucking hate me)
(Maybe we should all just, get along with each other
And put away our problems, or whatever it is
We just need to forget about everything, and just have a good time here tonight)
