Oh Astley in the noose He hasn't got a use But he's trying Trying to be someone Trying to take like a man if you can Sing an old song Oh get back to the rope Wash your mouth out with soap And if you must sing Sing an oldie But sing it quickly Oh spare me Chorus: Don't beg don't beg I wouldn't kill you even if you paid me Don't beg don't beg I wouldn't kill you even if you paid me Oh Astley it's the truth My patience at it's roof It's at it's ceiling It's just this feeling That given half a choice A life without your voice seems more appealing Chorus: But don't take this to heart It's all to do with art and entertainment I sing this lament But from you and from peers It's abuse to both me ears I rest my case here Chorus: x2 Did anybody like it Do you think it might offend him Who cares