I think the postman intercepts 
everything I'm trying send to you 
'Cause he's infatuated 
and he's the fulcrum between us too 

She works in a dental practice 
9 'till 5 how does she manage? 
Considering her nights don't pass out 'till 3 
So I guess that flossing is the last thing 
in her health routine 

And I don't mind that she gets hammered 
and goes home with other guys 
There's no jealousy 
'cause she's my little pipedream fantasy 

I saw her slam back tequila's 
like Oliver Reed on an Irish stag do 
And I’ll wait if you stay 
because foggy London town's 
not built for me or you 
Don't leave miss pipedream 'cause I love you! 

And I don't mid that she get's hammered 
and goes home with other guys 
There's no jealousy 
'cause she's my little pipedream fantasy