Where've yer bin, Dick? Selling papers 
 Who for? Liza Bell 
 What she gi' yer? Nowt but ha'pennies 
 Were it worth it? Were it hell 

 Where've yer bin Dick? I've been courting 
 Where d'yer take her? Down bi t' beck 
 What she gi' yer? Nowt but kisses 
 Were it worth it? Were it heck 

 Where've yer bin Dick? Down at library 
 I've been waiting for a book 
 Got no pictures, couldn't read it 
 Were it worth it? No, it weren't