If hate's a pleasure
 Then the well meaning isn't meant
 Valentine's treatment can make is all seem heaven sent

 Tempting - tempting - to keep it all a secret
 Tempting - tempting - but you know love's the treatment
 I only wish it was mine

 If he's playing cowboys or she's acting old
 Valentine's treatment can break pathetic moulds

 Take that boy who hates himself and can't wait to be sold
 Valentine's treatment can cure that twisted soul

 And love's a good word
 Til spread around like so much lies
 It takes that treatment to rediscover the surprise.