No, I ain't never lift a shovel In my entire life In my entire life In my entire life I never lift a shovel In my entire life And that's a rule And that's a rule of mine Singin' tura lura laddy As I waste the day away As I waste the day away Waste the day away tura lura laddy As I waste the day away And that's a rule And that's a rule of mine BOOZER. HOOKERS. AYE SIR. My dad says I'm a bender But it doesn't bother me No, it doesn't bother me Ah, no more it doesn't bother me I know my mama hates me And no more it bothers me And that's a rule And that's a rule of mine Singin' tura lura laddy As I waste the day away As I waste the day away Waste the day away tura lura laddy As I waste the day away And that's a rule And that's a rule of mine BOOZER. HOOKERS. AYE SIR. Well, I'll go off and get real famous Just like my brother Seamus The people I got to see 'cause the world is at my feet I don't need you assholes standing Standing in my way For I'll get drunk and probably knock you down Yeah... Singin' tura lura laddy As I waste the day away As I waste the day away Waste the day away tura lura laddy As I waste the day away And that's a rule And that's a rule of mine BOOZER. HOOKERS. AYE SIR.