When they pulled me from the wreckage I asked three things to be explained Is it raining, is it pouring? And will I feel much pain? Everyone was so nice to me I knew there must be a punchline Everyone was so nice to me I knew there must be a punchline It went, thank you, it went, thank you Your pension will be in the post It went, thank you, it went, thank you You can trust in the Holy Ghost Didn't know where I was going to die Didn't know where I'd be I didn't know how I was gonna get there And whether it was Rin-Tin-Tin Well, everyone was so nice to me I knew there must be a punchline Well, everyone was so nice to me I knew there must be a punchline Thank you, thank you Your pension will be in the post Thank you, thank you You can trust in the Holy Ghost You can trust in the Holy Ghost You can trust in the Holy Ghost