(yodelling)

I thought I'd try suicide, 
I thought it might be a laugh.
I stuck my head in an oven 
but the oven wasn't gas.

(yodelling)

So then I thought I'll take some pills, 
I bought the wrong ones,
all I got was diarrhoea 
and it ran and it ran and it ran.
suicide, suicide, that's the one for me,
I want to be a legend so suicides for me.

(yodelling)