I'm gon do it I'm gon do it One lonely night I've decide to go out With some friends of mine Yeah yeah I was fresh, I must confess I was dressed to impress Paid twenty dollars at the door When I got in I got more than I bargain for If by chance You happen to dance my way These are the words I would have say Who wants to be like Who wants to be like The Jones Don't wanna be like the Jones Who wants to be like Who wants to be like The Jones When the music started to play Took me away Somewhere I've never been before I met this girl she's somewhat of a cutie pie She really turned me on She happened to ask for a dance I didn't want to blow my one and only chance When the jam began to play These are the only words I can think of to say I expected to go out Have a good time with my friends and find myself some peace of mind How was I to know that I Would me someone as gorgeous girl Turn out to be a waste of my time She told me her last name were Jones