You asked me, do I love you And you said you just have to know tonight Oh yeah, I love you And what you're thinking there sure is right You mean you love her? I love her You mean you really, really, really, really love her? Oh boy, you're right You're positively absolutely right Will she believe you? Will you abuse her? Will you ever, ever, ever misuse her? Oh no, it ain't right, it ain't right Ah Because it's known, she's at home Just sitting and waiting all alone Hello operator, please Give me true love seven-eight-three You say true love seven-eight-three? Oh boy, you're right You're positively absolutely right Pick up the phone, she's at home Just sitting and waiting all alone Hello operator, please Give me true love seven-eight-three You say true love seven-eight-three? Oh boy, you're right You're positively absolutely right Did you say you love to hate her? (You're right) Did you say you love to hate her? (Oh boy) Did you say you love to hate her? (You're right) Did you say you love to hate her? (You're right) Did you say you love to hate her? (Oh boy)