When you commit unforgivable crimes There is a house in which to hide At this house, there are guns inside If you begin to starve, I will feed you well If you cannot read, I will gladly help If you need some sleep, you can rest a spell But there's no swimming in the old canal, in those polluted waters where the best of men drown; There's no swimming in the Cuyahoga Canal If you build a boat, you can sail up north You may find freedom past the Canadian border But your presence here is unwelcome, in the name of law and order