These legs are skinny now But how long will it last Put the ointment on your brow And get a goodnight's sleep Because you have so much to do tomorrow And it's your sister's birthday Gotta celebrate Gotta put her face on a cake This will be a weird one And you're not having as much fun And you miss your Mum This year you're playing tricks Avoiding all the lunatics on Kingsland Road As you walk home to see your boyfriend Such a beautiful man And you know he loves you more than anything But does he understand This will be a weird one And you're not having as much fun And you miss your Mum