I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge I won't do you no harm I just wanna show what's in my fridge So come on little girl, is your name Hester or maybe it's Midge Well, they say that I'm weird and disinfectant is the only thing I drink They say that I'm weird and disinfectant is the only thing I drink Ah, but cleanliness of the soul is more important, don't you think? And I could show you one or two things right there in my sink So come on baby I'm an old pervert and I just don't get around much anymore I'm an old pervert and I don't get around much anymore Sometimes I feel it evaporating through the door But come on pretty baby and I show you how I let you score Ha ha ha ha Yeah, baby