They say the clothes make the man. Soldier why you wear your pants So tight, your boots so long, That shiny badge to make you strong? Soldier, get ready for a fight, In your jacket black as night, In your boots so big and tall. Mister git ready for a fall. Officer, put me all at ease, A holster's where you keep your piece. Hold it in your lawful hand, And then you tell me your the man. Soldier, get ready for a fight, In your jacket black as night, In your boots so big and tall. Mister git ready for a fall. Officer hold me close and tight On a cold december night, Doing me wrongs, that feels so right, Beneath a cold electric light. Please let me rip another bite, Just one kick and say goodnight. Your boots so long your legs so strong, Singing your football victory song.