Thats the story 
bout Homer and Marge.
Two folks I helped out
For a nominal charge

After Homer went gay,
they patched up their schism
Buth the dude never dealt 
with his alcoholism

Weird Al sayin: Oh Yeah, the credits go on,
Long after the viewer's interest is gone

Weird Al had fun
on this show
Even if it was
just a brief cameo