Well my name is Father Christmas AKA Saint Nick Christmas time is coming Better hang those stockings quick I gotta hat up on my head A suit of red and white Don't forget the list of everyone Who's naughty and who's nice If Christmas goes to plan I'm coming down the chimney It's your Santa man Well I got me a pack of reindeer Got me a big old sled Come on Honey, I'm coming by Get those kids to bed I'd rather have a glass of whiskey Leave that milk right there In that old fridge Oh yeah... Well if Christmas goes to plan I'm coming down the chimney It's your Santa man Well you better deck those halls with holly Ring those jingle bells Say "Hey Mister Frosty" 'Cause that snow won't dash itself I got a big ol' sack of presents But only one is labelled with your name That's no game Well if Christmas goes to plan I'm coming down the chimney It's your Santa man Said if Christmas goes to plan I'm coming down the chimney It's your Santa man Ho ho ho ho ho ho Merry Christmas!