Well my name is Father Christmas
AKA Saint Nick
Christmas time is coming
Better hang those stockings quick

I gotta hat up on my head
A suit of red and white
Don't forget the list of everyone
Who's naughty and who's nice

If Christmas goes to plan
I'm coming down the chimney
It's your Santa man

Well I got me a pack of reindeer
Got me a big old sled
Come on Honey, I'm coming by
Get those kids to bed

I'd rather have a glass of whiskey
Leave that milk right there
In that old fridge
Oh yeah...

Well if Christmas goes to plan
I'm coming down the chimney
It's your Santa man

Well you better deck those halls with holly
Ring those jingle bells
Say "Hey Mister Frosty"
'Cause that snow won't dash itself

I got a big ol' sack of presents
But only one is labelled with your name
That's no game

Well if Christmas goes to plan
I'm coming down the chimney
It's your Santa man

Said if Christmas goes to plan
I'm coming down the chimney
It's your Santa man

Ho ho ho ho ho ho
Merry Christmas!