Sixteen straight shifts, bust a gut for bugger-all 'Til the gaffer hits the bell and spits me outta hell Firin' curses at me bouncin' out the door Smoke 'em up, slam the pedal to the floor Or the monkey on me back'll chip away until I crack And I forget what all me words are really for The lollipop girls with their t'ick Irish brogue Are tellin' me to take it slow Oh, they should better know Oh me old friend weekend, first one for weeks I've a fresh ream o' dollars in me flash new breeks I'll find a good woman and some self respect And I'll be fucked if I don't lose 'em all by Monday All the good folk are safe indoors With their chicken and their wine God bless em all the swine All born under gentler stars I've a date with a dozen dirty jars Like a tomcat on the tiles I'll go rovin' out for miles To where they punish all them second hand guitars Where them old sniffer dogs And the neckless feckin' trogs And them honeyskins will never think to roam Oh, you'll find me at home With me old friend weekend, first one for weeks I've a fresh ream o' dollars in me flash new breeks I'll find a good woman and some self respect And I'll be fucked if I don't lose 'em all by Monday As Sunday bloody Sunday comes and goes With a jagged dusty start And a stutter in me heart Still enshrouded in me Saturday clothes When it's back into the bevvy's I suppose Before the Monday blues Catch me dyin' in me shoes Still dreaming of that kiss from a rose And a voice in me heart And the sickness in me gut Are all tellin me to take it slow Oh, like they'll ever know Oh me old friend weekend, first one for weeks I've a fresh ream o' dollars in me flash new breeks I'll find a good woman and some self respect And I'll be fucked if I don't lose 'em all by Monday Oh me old friend weekend, first one for weeks I've a fresh ream o' dollars in me flash new breeks I'll find a good woman and some self respect And I'll be fucked if I don't lose 'em all by Monday I'll find a good woman and some self respect And I'll be fucked if I don't lose 'em all by If I don't lose 'em all by If I don't lose 'em all by Monday