Red Solo Cup Red as Rudolph's nose Pretty girl underneath the mistletoe Got a holiday bonus from my boss that I'm ready to blow It's going to be anything but a silent night Crazy Uncle Rick's got a new ex-wife But as long as the turkey's in the oven and the beer's on ice It'll be alright I'm just trying to ho-ho-ho-hold on to the moment Sure hope it snows Christmas morning So put some whiskey in your eggnog To get you through time with your in-laws I saw Mom and Santa Claus Dirty dancing in the kitchen Say you're nice even if you're naughty Grizzly evergreen in your stocking Wherever you are, whoever you're with Whatever your reason 'Tis the season Tree tied to the top of an F-150 One sip of Baby Duck, Grandma's getting tipsy Yeah, we're rocking around Praying he'll fit down the chimney You'll find me putting back mimosas in my new PJs Lit before 11, it's a Christmas slay Come one, come y'all Deck the halls, it's a holiday So put some whiskey in your eggnog To get you through time with your in-laws I saw Mom and Santa Claus Dirty dancing in the kitchen Say you're nice even if you're naughty Grizzly evergreen in your stocking Wherever you are, whoever you're with Whatever your reason 'Tis the season Yeah, 'tis the season I'm just trying to hold on to the moment Sure hope it snows Christmas morning But if it don't man Put some whiskey in your eggnog To get you through time with your in-laws I saw Mom and Santa Claus Dirty dancing in the kitchen Say you're nice even if you're naughty Grizzly evergreen in your stocking Wherever you are, whoever you're with Whatever your reason 'Tis the season Wherever you are, whoever you're with Whatever your reason 'Tis the season