If I was a killer, how would I kill? I'd use the government
If I was a dreamer, what would I dream? I'd dream about yesterday
If I was a dancer, where would I dance? Out in the graveyard

You can say anything that you wanna say
Be anything that you wanna be
Pray anywhere that you think that you gotta pray, yea
Don't you count on me

If I was a teacher, what would I teach? I'd teach corruption
If I was a preacher, what would I preach? I'd preach hypocrisy
If I was a dancer, where would I dance? Out in the graveyard

You can say anything that you wanna say
Be anything that you wanna be
Pray anywhere that you think that you gotta pray, yea
Don't you count on me

Me, yea

If I was a gambler, what would I bet? I'd bet your life
If I was an angel, what would I save? I'd save my money
If I was a dancer, where would I dance? Out in the graveyard

You can say anything that you wanna say
Be anything that you wanna be
Pray anywhere that you think that you gotta pray, yea
Don't you count on me

You can say anything that you wanna say
Be anything that you wanna be
Pray anywhere that you think that you gotta pray, yea
Don't you count on me