you make me feel like my first hangover 
you're touchin' me like the very worst time 
an' i feel nothin' for tomorrows pain 
and i've learned my lesson....again 
i do the unoccasional dumb thing 
i try to keep them many 
and not so far between 
and all the whisky makes me crazy 
when i've got nothin' better:to do 
it's my confession 
hey, it's my profession 
well i profess, to all the rest 
that i drink the way i...do