Come cowe me Minne come cowe me 
Come cowe me Minne come cowe me 
The hair o' my arse's grown intae me bum 
& they canna figure oot wha' te' do wi' me 

When Mary came over the border 
When Mary came over the border 
Her eith twas approaching the cunt 
Of a hurchin' 
Her arse was in sic a disorder 

And oh what a jewell was Mary 
And oh what a jewell was Mary 
Her face was fine, her bosom devine 
& her puss was theekit with glory