And if you want to find 'em, you kin find 'em in the pub 
Early in the morning into the dead of night 
They're closin' down the bar and screamin' about our rights 
All my friends are bastards, each and every one 
And if you want to find 'em, you kin find 'em in the pub 
There's the MacKannogh Fulkinator hangin' by the loo 
Waitin' for that special someone, will he go askew? 
For a whisky and a cigarette and a place to spend the night 
And doin' all them kinky things we know that just ain't nice 
And when I go, I wanno go to whisky heaven 
I said I know I've got a really thirsty soul 
Hell I dunno maybe we'll all end up in whisky heaven 
Yeah just sittin' around and drinkin' watchin' rivers of whisky flow 
We enjoy the feaky people flying about the space 
Punk roch hair the devil may care 
And pierced throughout the face 
We're much worse than all of that 
If the truth be known 
We'll drink te you, you'll drink to us 
We'll drink te you and yours