Four in the afternoon I should be up and gone soon This is the shirt that I'm wearing out Torn at the elbow from too much football And one size too small all around And I slept to the radio over the wind in the morning I'm turned like an elbow; a slumber after parting Now I'm red faced from too much sun in too many summers It's late in the afternoon I should be up and gone soon And your state fair mirror of John Taylor Saw the whole thing Stretched shoulder to shoulder A stretch from soda to soda