I'm a Cocker Spaniel, I like treats and bones
I'm the same Bullmastiff, that you've always known
Would you be so kind, and take me on a walk through space and time

I'm a Cavalier, I'm a cheeky boy
Golden Retriever, majestic as fuck
Do you have the time for a tickle on my underside?

Pick me up, don't put me down
If you leave me tied to a lamppost
Gis' a squeaky toy, attaboy

I will never leave you
I'm a mans best friend
Watch me dig this hole now
Like a mirror I see myself in my dog