Gee, but it's great to be back home Home is where I want to be I've been on the road so long, my friend And if you came along I know you couldn't disagree It's the same old story, yeah Everywhere I go I get slandered Libeled I hear words I never heard in the Bible And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine Two steps away from the county line Just trying to keep my customers satisfied Satisfied Deputy Sheriff said to me Tell me what you came here for, boy You better get your bags and flee You're in trouble, boy And now you're heading into more It's the same old story Everywhere I go I get slandered Libeled I hear words I never heard in the Bible And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine Two steps away from the county line Just trying to keep my customers satisfied Satisfied Whoa, whoa, who, whoa, whoa Well, it's the same old story Everywhere I go I get slandered Libeled I hear words I never heard in the Bible And I'm so tired I'm oh so tired And I'm trying to keep my customer satisfied Alright now Whoa