Middle America, you're like a bad boy's vanilla
Middle America, you want your family's vanilla
You hear the conversations might be nice
If your child's preschools gonna be just right

Middle America, you're like a radio vanilla
Middle America, you're like a neighborhood vanilla
You say you're all for equality
But you know those black kids give you the creeps
Give you the creeps

Middle America, you're like a SUV's vanilla
Middle America, you're like a TV show's vanilla
When your child starts to rock the boat
You can throw some pills right down his throat

Middle America, you're like a bartender's vanilla
Middle America, you're like a TV-said vanilla
You say you're all for equality
But you know them gay kids still give you the creeps
Give you the creeps