There's a squatter in my flat
My records are all scratched
The catbox is overflowing
I don't even have a cat
McDonald's wrappers in the trash
There's a squatter in my flat
They probably were hoping
That I'm never coming back
They ate my bag of mushrooms
And they spent all of my cash
Boot prints on the sofa
And semen in the sink
Whatever's in the garbage can
Is really beginning to stink
I really should have never left the key under the mat
I just got home from tour and there's a squatter in my flat
