Everybody loves a damsel in distress Everybody wants the front page a hot mess Can't get enough of the car crash, the train wreck Everybody's watching now Everybody loves to stare 'cause they're obsessed And all they wanna talk about is what you'll do next They could give a fuck if you're lonely or depressed They're gonna feed and feed 'cause they're possessed Everybody loves a redemption story Everybody loves a redemption story But they never wanna help you when you're on the way down They know the crash means a comeback They wanna see if they can snatch your crown When you're crying in the water gasping They're gonna see if they can save themselves And when they're safe on the ground They'll sit back and watch you drown Everybody loves a scandal, the outrage Everybody wants to witness the rampage Everybody's diving in page after page Everybody wants you now And they don't eat, they devour Until they strip you of what's left of your power And when you're at your lowest hour That's when they want the redemption story Everybody loves a redemption story But they never wanna help you when you're on the way down They know the crash means a comeback They wanna see if they can snatch your crown When you're crying in the water gasping They're gonna see if they can save themselves And when they're safe on the ground They'll sit back and watch you drown They'll watch you drown Oh no no no Oh no no no Everybody loves a redemption story But they never wanna help you when you're on the way down They know the crash means a comeback They wanna see if they can snatch your crown When you're crying in the water gasping You're gonna see if you can save yourselves And when you're safe on the ground Just sit back and let them drown (Everybody loves a redemption story) (Everybody loves a redemption story) Drown, drown Oh no