You had fun, but you couldn't get him out of the car I guess mamma's boys only go so far You went in and put a record on To make it sound like someone was home And thanked yourself for pouring yourself a drink Try to figure out and laugh yourself to the showers Burn yourself alive and join the monster squad They say in this place you can reinvent yourself Well you've done it again, Virginia Made another masterpiece while I was dreaming How does it feel to feel like you? Brilliant sugar, brilliant sugar, brilliant sugar, turn over A cool, tall, drink of water is all you ever wanted to be And if you had another wish to wish you'd be fun and moving But you can't talk to people, right? You can't tell a story You're tall, long legged and your heart's full of liquor And me and everybody are just ice in a glass Try to figure out and laugh yourself to the showers Burn yourself alive and join the monster squad They say in this place you can reinvent yourself Well you've done it again, Virginia Made another masterpiece while I was dreaming How does it feel to feel like you? Brilliant sugar, brilliant sugar, brilliant sugar, turn over