Bad stuff happens in the bathroom I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum Can't let them see me with my pants down Coasters magazines is going to be my big chance now Cos' I'll be out of here in no time I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine Today is going to be a great day I'll do Coasters magazine and blow everyone away Let's be clear I did absolutely nothing wrong It's not to blame, it's not my fault This is just to say If Gene had pooped, like everyday This all just would have gone away He'll be out of here in no time Yeah, no one's going to blame me I'll be doing just fine Today is going to be a great day If Teddy can't unstick my dad I'll find another way Let's be clear / Bad stuff happens in the bathroom I did absolutely nothing wrong, it's not to blame, it's not my fault / I'm just glad it happens in a vacuum This is just to say / Can't let them see me with my pants down If Gene had pooped, like every day, this all just would have gone away / Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now He'll be out of there in no time / I'll be out of here in no time No one's going to blame me / I'll be doing interviews I'll be feeling just fine / And feeling just fine Today is going to be a great day If Teddy can't unstick my dad / I'll do Coasters magazine I'll find another way / And blow everyone away [Låpsley:] I'll blow everyone away [Matt:] I'll blow everyone away [Låpsley:] I'll blow everyone away [Matt:] I'll blow everyone away