Once you were my only friend Now I see that's at an end And all I want is revenge I used to sing songs to you I used to have sex with you Now there's nothing I can do Itching powder in the sleeping bags Now I don't know what to do I can't be alone with you Always have to leave the room You used to mean so much to me Now I think you're sickening And it's so embarrassing Why can't I understand The things you do, the way you act And why can't I just face the facts All I do is think of those Old obnoxious TV shows Guess that's just the way it goes