When the rainbows disappeared from the skies of northern Florida Because the rain had gone away And I looked out on the front lawn and I saw you there It was 6:31 AM on a Saturday And you turned into a housecat And you all think I'm making this part up But you are wrong And the wind came through the window And it my licked at my face And I heard the sound of about a thousand housecats Squalling up from all over the place And you all think I'm crazy Or making up some kind of a cheap story Or telling little stories to amuse myself with But you are wrong I am Going to Dade County right now