A lot of people don't bother about their
friends in the vegetable kingdom. They 
think: Oh, ah, what can I say? What can 
a person like myself say to a vegetable? 
But the answer is simple, my friends: 
Just call, and tell them how you feel 
about muffins...pumpkins...wax 
paper...Caledonia, Mahoganies, elbows 
...green things in general...and 
soon, a new rapport...you and your 
new little green and yellow buddies, 
grooving together...Oh, no! Maintaining 
your coolness together! Worshipping 
together in the church of your 
choice...(only in America...) 

Call any vegetable Call it by name 
Aw, you gotta call one today 
When you get off the train 

Call any vegetable 
And the chances are good 
WOW! That the vegetable will RESPOND to you 

Oh, no! Can you see them responding? The 
pumpkin is breathing hard...h-h-h-h 
h-h-h-H-H-H-H-H-H-H - H - HHHHHHHHHHHH! 
(What a pumpkin!)