(Cheesey, Cheesey)
(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular 
They're real good for yo) 

Call any vegetable Call it by name 
Call one today When you get off the train 
Call any vegetable And the chances are good 
Aw, The vegetable will respond to you 

(Some people don't go for prunes...I 
don't know, I've always found that if they...) 
Call any vegetable Pick up your phone 
Think of a vegetable Lonely at home 
Call any vegetable And the chances are good 
That a vegetable will respond to you 

Rutabaga, Rutabaga, 
Rutabaga, Rutabaga, 
Rutabay-y-y-y... 

(A prune isn't really a vegetable... 
CABBAGE is a vegetable...) 

No one will know 
If you don't want to let them know 
No one will know 
'Less it's you that might tell them so 
Call and they'll come to you 
Covered with dew 
Vegetables dream, Of responding to you 

Standing there shiny and proud by your side 
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide 
Why is a vegetable something to hide?