There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah 
There's a big dilemma 
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah 
She was my steady date 
Until she put on weight 

There's a big dilemma 
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah 
There's a big dilemma 
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah 
She used to knock me out 
Until her face broke out 

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ma-ma-ma-ma 
ma-ma-ma-ma 
ma-ma-ma-ma 
ma-ma-ma-ma 
ma-ma My Emma 

ma-ma-ma-ma 
ma-ma-ma-ma 
ma-ma-ma-ma 
ma-ma-ma-ma 
ma-ma-ma-ma 
ma-ma My Emma 

There's a big dilemma 
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah 
There's a big dilemma 
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah 
She used to knock me out 
Until her face broke out