I wanna be the very best No longer be ignored I called in sick for work all week It's not like that's against the law (actually it is... oh) I will travel by any means Bike or board or blades Catching Pokemon on an iPhone app Before my iPhone battery drains Pokemon! I'm not a kid anymore But I'd run in front of traffic for bulbasaur Pokemon! Ohh and when I hatch an egg I get fully blown erect Pokemon I'd miss out on sex (miss out on sex) To fill up my pokedex Should I go out? Or should I stay in? Playing Pokemon! Gotta catch em all! And I don't know why! Yeah It's Friday night and all my friends Are out there having drinks I'm sitting in the McDonald's toilets Because they have a gym It's my grandads funeral I heard a Pikachu is near But I forgot to turn my volume down And now everyone can hear But they join in Cause Pokemon Go is awesome! Pokemon! I'm not a kid anymore But I'd dangle off a building for Venosaur Pokemon! Ohh and when I hatch an egg I get fully blown erect Pokemon! Imma fucking snap (fucking snap) If I hatch another pidgey or rattata Should I go out? Or should I stay in? Playing Pokemon! Gotta catch em all! I'm nearly 28! I turn on my charmander Pants come off But I'd rather be jiggling with a jiggilipuff Cause... Why not? If this don't a-mew-se you den laters I'll squirtle of the haters If you Ash-furret You best bel-eevee that Imma be famous So keep ya meowth shut You better seel it up Cause there's no shaymin Playin I just swanna have fun Throwing pokeballs But my mum says this life is onyx-ceptable Pokemon! I'm not a kid anymore But I'd leap out of a plane for ivysaur Pokemon! Ohh and when I hatch an egg I get fully blown erect Pokemon! We'd eat our best friend Dru (best friend Dru) If it would get us a Pikachu Has my life really come to this? Collecting things that don't exist I can't feel my fingertips! Playing Pokemon! Gotta catch em all! Put them in my balls! DIGIMON! Wrong one POKEMON!